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成人笑话|How Much Is It?

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It was1 winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until2 it was Saturday, when her husband3 was free4, and she took5 him to the shops with her to pay6 for everything and to carry her parcels7. They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs. Hermann bought a lot of things. She often sTOPped and said8, Look, Joe! Isn't that beautiful!

He then answered, All right, dear, How much is it? and took his money out to pay for it.

It was dark9 when they came10 out of the last shop, and Mr. Hermann was tired and thinking11 about other things, like a nice drink by the side12 of a warm fire at home. Suddenly13 his wife14 looked up at the sky and said, Look at that beautiful moon, Joe!

Without sTOPping, Mr. Hermann answered, All right, dear, How much is it?


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